CONVERSATION B/2 BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND

BOY:  HEY BABY GIRL..SORRY I DIDN'T TEXT YOU. I'VE BEEN SO BUSY
GIRL: THERE'S 10 080 MINUTES IN A WEEK & YOU COULDN'T USE ONE TO TEXT ME?

BOY: I HAVEN'T HAD MY PHONE LOVE
GIRL: YOUR FB STATUS WAS UPDATED FROM MOBILE

BOY: F***
GIRL: YOU

AFTER THE CONVERSATION:   END OF RELATIONSHIP